LOL So True (At Least I Hope)

Guess what!?!?!

I only have to do two more posts for school on this blog.

WAHOOOOOOO!

What?

Um.

No.

I didn't just cheer.

I don't know what you're talking about.

AWEEEEE!! NO! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!!?! I DON'T WANT IT TO END!!!

(In a whisper)    Better?

Almost 24 hours will be spent on these
bleachers... YAY!

Okay but honestly I really do enjoy writing this blog and I'm considering keeping with it over the summer. But I don't know how much success there would be in posting often... Would you read my posts if I kept with it over the summer?

Anyways...

Aren't you impressed that I got this done before Friday?

I'm pretty proud of myself for that.

Wanna know where I'll be that made me make sure I got this post done today?

I know you juant to!

Well I'm gonna be at the most exciting place on the Earth!!!

VERNAL!!! WAHOOOOO! I'M LIKE SO TOTALLY EXCITED BECAUSE IT'S GONNA BE SO AWESOME!!!!

(Just kidding. Vernal is probably the most boring place on earth.)

But I think the totally awesome people I'll be with will make up for the fact of being in Vernal, at least I hope.

Enough about my social plans...

As you wished for, here are funny and relatable moments that hopefully you relate to too and it's not just me. I hope your reaction to at least one of these is, "OHMYGOD THAT'S SO TRUE!!! LOL!!!!"


Tell me if you can relate:

When I accidently step on my pet, I'm like, "OHMYGOD I'M SO SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO I PROMISE!" and they run away from me and I'm like: "LET ME LOVE YOUUUU!"

When a little kid asks me how something works and I really don't feel like explaining it: Magic.

Cleaning my room: 10% cleaning 20% singing & dancing 10% complaining 60% playing with stuff I find.

Parent: What did you learn today?
Me: Apparently not enough, we have have to go back tomorrow.

Only your best friend understands when you say, "I saw my boyfriend today." You are referring to the hot guy that has no clue you exist.

When someone suggests doing something physically demanding: are you from this planet?

When I'm watching Titanic and Rose tells Jack, "I'll never let you go." And I'm over here like, "YOU SIT ON A THROWN OF LIES!"

I don't know about you but when I choose which isle,
I always go to the self checkout and now I suddenly
 understand why! 

Me: I'd like a Coke please.
Waitress: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Is Monopoly money okay?

I want to be rebellious but I don't want to get in trouble.

Here's to the kids that know the difference between you're & your. (Seriously girls on Instagram need to learn the difference!!)

Chapstick, bobby pins, and hair ties are the hardest things to keep with you. Or of course you always have them but once you need it, they're no where in sight.

I don't understand the 'good' part of good morning.

Sometimes I have the feeling that I should get out of bed been then I think, "Hmmmm better not."

When it's dark and my brains like, "You know what we haven't thought about lately? Demons."

House arrest wouldn't even be a punishment for me.

Clean room: A path from my bed to my door.

I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces from a distance.

That feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone might kill you in the shower.

Serving size: Five chips
HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's funny. More like the whole bag.

When the room is quiet. My stomach: Let me sing you the song of my people.

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you?

When you're left alone in the car with your friends parents: Wow, you can actually feel the awkward.

A, B, C or D: "Well I haven't had a B for like five questions, let's go with that."

Trust me I LOVE The Fault In Our Stars as much as
any typical teenage girl but com'n admit it, this is
funny!!! 

Person 1: I'm really athletic
Person 2: I'm really smart
Person 3: I'm goregous
Person 4: I'm hilarious
Me: I can breathe

When I'm in the car and a sad song comes on, I stare out the window and pretend I'm apart of a music video.

Three hours ago mom said: Don't worry it won't be long, only about thirty minutes.

I hate when I sit down and my legs flatten out to approximately the size of Russia.

When that one person you just can't stand starts talking and your'e like, "I like the sound you make when you shut up."

If I ugly Snapchat you, I trust you.

Turning off the lights and sprinting up the stairs as if there is a serial killer behind you.

Here are millions upon millions of more LOL moments! 

Hopefully I'm not the only one that relates to every single one of these things... Have a FANTABULOUS weekend and remember that no matter what you do, it'll be better than me sitting on the bus for three hours to Vernal and back.

(Credit to the pictures are from some where on Tumblr, I think.)

MURDER CAUGHT ON GOOGLE EARTH!?!?!

I have a few public service announcements before we get on to the point of this post.

First off, for all of you that have Snapchat... UPDATE IMMEDIATELY!!! They're putting the chat in Snapchat. Okay but seriously it's cool but I am 100% confused. If you understand it at all, please teach me how to use this new version.

Second off, I have two new favorite jokes. Wanna hear them? Of course you do!

This joke I give credzzzz to Molly who gave credit to Ashely but it's my new favorite joke.

Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?                           Because they just can't even!!! 

This next one I give credit to Amelia but also a new favorite.

What do you call four Mexicans drowning in quick sand?                        Cuatro Cinco!!!!

So if you want to make my day just tell me a joke (preferably one I haven't heard and will make my list of favorite jokes) because jokes make me so freakin' happy.

Third, mu butt muscles are in so much pain right now, I don't think you understand. I had to do lunges yesterday with a 115 pound bar on my back and my butt is dead. I can't sit any longer, I'm literally dying. I just thought I'd let you know.

Anyways... Now to the point of this post.

Google Maps.

It's kinda creepy.

Like you search the streets basically anywhere in the world on street view. See anything in that moment in time. Search the Earth for whatever it is you're searching for. I don't know, it's totally helpful but really creepy too.

For example, what if Google Earth took a picture right now?

What would the whole world see you doing? (Well if you're reading this right now and it took a picture right now, then it'd be a picture of you reading this. Not that exciting, you can do better.)

What if the picture was taken while you were poppin-a-squat in the wilderness? Talk about awkward.

What if in the midst of you almost getting away with a murder?

Picking you nose?

Taking a selfie in public? You'll never live this one down.

Doing something else totally embarrassing & awkward?

Here are people that were caught doing these things! Some are totally hilarious, other just straight up weird, and the rest are pretty cool.




Funny Things I Found On Google Earth

The Van Basically Exploded

In case it's not obvious, there's a white creeper van on fire. But the best part. The image was captured by the Google Earth car, which means the Google car just drove right past. But maybe it stopped, and that's why it looks all glitchy in the sky. But maybe the driver didn't stop and now whenever they see this picture, they'll come to realize it was the biggest regret of their life. But seriously the best part... The shirtless man in the back just watching.

Dog?

Nothing appears out of the ordinary. Right? Wrong! Look at what it is the shirtless man is pulling? Yes, it is a bike trailer thingy but look inside it. Yes, you did see correctly. The man is pulling his dog. Can that dog really not run along side you as you bike? Apparently not.

 It's A Pink Bunny!

I really didn't think this one was that cool until I read a story about it, and here's that story: This is a 200ft long giant pink bunny is on the side of Colletto Fava Mountain in northern Italy. It was knitted by a group of artists from Vienna for people to cuddle with, climb on and admire from a distance. These people most be the coolest people ever! Like who thinks of KNITTING a 200ft giant pink bunny to put on the side of mountain that random people can cuddle with!?! Awesome people do!

Tough Gang Of Middle Aged Men Riding Segway's

These guys are definitely the cool kids. One day I want to be like them. (But mostly for the fact that they each have their own Segway.)

MURDER!!!!

First time I saw this I was totally 100% convinced it was a murder. It was as if the man stabbed him at the grass right before the pier, dragged the boy across the pier and was going to get rid of the body by throwing he/she into the lake. I came up with a whole scenario on how it happened and why it happened. I'd tell you but I really don't think you want to know how much detail there is so I'll leave that part out.

But then...

When I was looking up funny things on Google Earth there was a Mythbuster on this image. Turns out it was a wet dog running up and down the pier. I know I was totally disappointed! I thought I found a murder on Google Earth!!! But another part of me was totally relieved that no one was killed.

Meet My New Best Friends

Can you imagine just driving past these guys? I'd assume they were the ones that caused the murder above but that's stereotyping and we don't do that here! But they seem like really nice people... But if I knew who they were, we would totally, 100% be BFF's!!!

Maybe Unwind Is A Real Thing...

 So if you've read Unwind this will make perfect sense and if not, you may as well just skip this because you will be more confused than I am in Spanish class. (Which is EXTREMELY confused and other times, not very confused at all. I guess that kinda contradicted itself... oh well.)

You know the part when all the Unwind's are hiding in the Airplane Graveyard? Well that's a real place, in Tucson, Arizona. The place is HUGE!!! There are probably thousands of abandoned planes,
talk about sketchy.

Abandoned Baby

This parent has some explaining to do... I feel bad for when this child finds this picture. On the bright side, it could be worse, the baby could've been left at Walmart but instead he/she was left at Gucci. 

Evidence That Jesus Loves You In The Middle Of The Desert

Imagine finding this in the middle of the desert?

Imagine you were just going for a stroll in the middle of the desert and you came across this? It's made out of giant cement letters just like PC hill. This is all the proof you need that Jesus loves you. The people who created this I have one question for you, "Can we be friends?"

Adios internet users!

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Want more strange things? Try these websites:

More images than you'll ever want

Embarrassing Images

If you want even more just Google "Strange things on Google Maps"

All image courtesy to Google Maps.

A Guide To Curing Boredom

You know what would suck?

Is if you were a penguin.

I mean think about it. They have it worst out of all the animals.

They're called birds, but can't fly. That sucks.

And on top if it all, they're not even colorful! Like they're just boring old black 'n' white.

They stand in the icy cold all day, swim in the almost frozen water, have their babies eaten by other animals and are they even fluffy!?!?!

Look at him he just looks so sad! Photo Credit

I just feel bad for penguins.

Okay apparently I'm really awkward at making introductions because that was just a random smack to the face.

So what's this post about?

Penguins.

HAHAHA no.

It's about your mom.

No really it is!

Just kidding it's not.

I probably don't even know who your mom is and if I do, tell them I say hi! (That awkward moment when I typed them instead of her so I was basically implying that you have multiple moms...)

Anywayssssss...

We all have those days and maybe even weeks in our lives when we are just so bored! *cough cough this next week called Spring Break* There's absolutely nothing to do! Your house is boring as poop, all your friends are "busy," you can't drive yourself anywhere and there's just nothing for you to do!!!

So here's a list of things you should do when your bored with or without a friend.

 It's The Real Guide To Livin' The Yolo Lyfe And Curing Boredom:

WARNING: If you look like a complete idiot while doing any of the things I suggested, that is all your fault because you're the one who was stupid enough to actually do something that I tell you to do. Have fun!

If you're in public:

Point at someone and scream, "YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!!!" And begin to run away but trip and crawl away slowly but frantically.

Lead a Zumba or Jazzercise class where ever you are. If you haven't ever done this then you are missing out big time! Basically you make a dance and everyone follows along and it's so much fun!! (So the lady who made this video, if you watch some of her other one's there's this old lady who consistently shows up and she's goooood and so funny to watch her get so into it.)

Take a picture of a stranger and then go up to that person, showing them that picture asking, "Have you seen this person?"

Climb a tree next to a popular path and make sure you can't be seen. Begin to talk to people walking by.

Two words: Marco Polo (Anywhere. Anytime.)

Hide in a clothing rack at some store and when ever someone starts looking at it jump up and down screaming, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

Squawk at people walking past you.

Go up to random people and try to start a conversation with them. (Best way to make new friends!)

Blow bubbles.

Buy an ice cream cone and ask the person who served you if they believe in unicorns than smash the ice cream cone on to your forehead and walk away like a boss.

Blow up a balloon, tie it to yourself, run around while screaming, "IT WON'T STOP FOLLOWING ME!! SOMEONE HELP!!!"

If you're stuck at home:

Do some DIY's! There are endless amounts of DIY's out there and most of the stuff you can do with stuff you have at home, well at least hopefully they do.

Netflix is always the answer.

Play with anything that looks interesting.

Look up fun facts so than you can randomly give facts and you'll seem all smart and stuff. Like did you know that Luna is the most popular name for a dog currently? Which is kinda cool because one of my dogs is names Luna. But I wonder why that's the most popular name? Because you're not gonna name a brown dog Luna...? Right?

Find new obsessions. LIKE OHMYGOD TODAY I JUST CAME ACROSS THIS BAND AND I'M IN LOVE LIKE I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! SO JUST LISTEN TO THIS AND YEAH I KNOW IT'S YOUR STEREOTYPICAL BOY BAND BUT THAT'S MY SORTA THING SO...

So obviously if you're reading this you're bored and that means when you're bored you like to stalk my blog.

Make videos! Either awesome music videos, totally strange videos, halarious comedies, embarsssing things or do a talk show about what ever you Juant! Here's a totally rad video my friend Molly and I made about the adventure of being bored!

Redecorate your room. I swear I do this at least once a month.

Try experimenting with the blender. But not in a weird way. Like once I put everything chocolate I could find and made the most amazing milkshake I've ever had... and I've never been able to recreate that shake.

Bake a cake.

Paint your nails. And boys you can do this too!

Have a movie marathon with lots of popcorn and pillows.

If you live in a neighborhood where people actually walk by your house and you have one of those legit mailboxes, put a walkie-talkie in it and every time someone walks by, scream super loud in the other walkie-talkie.

Long car rides:

Just take a whole buttload of selfies. But you have to make sure they're totally random and spontaneous that way you can enjoy those absolutely gorgeous faces you can make. (This one's a lot better when you have a friend.) And you never know, maybe one of them will by Instagram worthy.

Many selfies....

Candy Crush. Best way to spend time in the car. Until you have no more lives, then that just sucks.

Pretend you're making a music video. Either blare music from the radio or your phone/ipod. Then you have sure to document the moment and then show it to me so I can pee my pants laughing at how ridiculous you're acting.

So after your phone dies, (if this happens to you I am so sorry that's like the worst thing ever) but if it does die, charge it with a car charger or charge it off a laptop... but say you can't even do that. Here are a few more things you can do.

Sleep. Make sure you have a pillow!!

CARD GAMES!!

Roll down all the windows and blare music. This is always fun.

Eat as much junk food as you can possibly fit into your mouth.

What People Suggested From The Search Engine Named After His Great-Great-Grandfather Google

So I want all y'all to know I couldn't think of all these by myself. I had help from many people and all the strange people on the inter webs. And here are some that I just thought were hilarious and totally randomly awesome!

Like this but in a car or in your room!

Recopy the Bible replacing your name for God.

Send your goldfish to obedience school.

Discover the source of the Mississippi River.

Recite romantic poetry... to your toaster.

Learn Sign Language.

Plant a shoe.

Wear snorkel gear and hang pictures of fish from the ceiling. (In a car would be best!)

Interview your feet. (But really you could interview anything.)

Play with matches.

Listen to a painting.

Rake the carpet.

So if you're insanely bored and already done all these things just google things to do when you're bored and you will get a MASSIVE list of things to do. Just like this website.

 ✌ Peace out losers!  ✌

Oh have a FANTASTIC Spring Break 2k14 and make sure to party hard!!!

100 Things You Don't Know Or Care To Know About Me

Hola.

I'm Morgan.

Morgan Fisher.

And I am just 1 person living in a world with 7.046 billion other people.

If by any chance you are an alien from some in the universe, I welcome you to my blog but I must ask you, can we be friends? Because I really want to say I have a friend that's literally out of this world!

And can we just take a moment and embrace the fact I just figured out I can add emojis to this!!! But then I posted it and they turn out like this 😀 :( and look at the wittle snowman!!! ☃ that isn't a question mark!!!

So what's new with you?

Really!?!?! No way!!! That's awesome!!

Me?

Oh you know, the usual, barely surviving this days form of torture. Taking life day by day and making the best of each day.

So recently many of friends have started a list of 20 random facts about them but I want you all to know I started this list like a month ago because it is impossible to think of 100 things about yourself. And 20? Really? You can do better than that.

So if you have nothing better to do (you can always clean the toilets) and have really wanted to know 100 facts about me (like who doesn't want to know 100 facts about me!?) well today's your lucky day.



Here's 100 Facts About Morgitos!

1. I really wanted to be a mariachi band for Halloween but no-Juan would do it with me so I would have been the only Juan.

2. I own a Viking helmet and when I'm sad, I wear it.

My wall that one day will be covered in pictures.

3. I have a goal to cover my whole wall with pictures.

4. I collect snow globes and most of the ones I have, I bought myself because I never receive them as gifts.

5. I've never seen a single Harry Potter movie, but I have read the first book and that's my whole Harry Potter experience.

6. When I was younger and I went to the eye doctor and they told me I didn't need glasses, I started crying.

7. Dolphins are the greatest thing ever. They just always seem so happy and I got to swim with dolphins for the first when I went on a Cruise. Greatest experience of my life.

8. I'm OBSESSED with card games. And if you want to play me you better be prepared to loose and them go crying about it to your mommy. Yeah, my dad did it to me quite often when I was younger so now I get pretty into the games.

I am always the backgammon champion so my aunt hates it when I beat her;
Notice my uncle isn't paying attention and I'm so into it I'm standing up

9. This is my lucky number. Do you wanna know why? Probably not but I'll tell you anyways! In elementary school when I played rec. soccer, I was #9 and it was my first time I scored a goal so I assumed it wasn't my soccer skills but the fact I was wearing a number nine jersey.

10. I will never wear a dress to school unless I'm required too but I do enjoy dressing up every so often.

11. Last summer I was one of those dorks marching down Main Street with a feather on top of my head while making music.

12. Doggies!!!! I love them more than life.

12. I can only go cross-eyed in one eye... it's sorta creepy

Creepy right?

13. I'm always afraid I'll walk into the wrong bathroom. HOW EMBARRASSING WOULD THAT BE IF YOU WALKED INTO THE WRONG BATHROOM AND SOMEONE'S LIKE "uhhhhhh...." Well more embarrassing than any video I could ever create.

14. I can't do a cartwheel.

15. Eyeliner will be the death of me. Just ask Ingrid.

16. I live to complete puzzles. It's the only reason I exist.

17. In elementary school I used to tell kids I loved homework zso they'd think I was the smartest kid in the class and you know what? It worked.

18. Juan jokes are the source of my happiness.

19. When I was forced to do Cotillion along with Molly (WHO ACTUALLY WEARS DRESSES OFTEN NOW!!!) I wouldn't ever admitt it but I looked forward to those Wednesday nights.

20. I once made a clay sculpture that was a cross between a dog and a hippo that was painted with the imagination of a 8 year-old so basically it's the greatest thing ever.

21. The stars in the night sky truly amaze me. It just leaves me in awe... It's the unknown. On one hand, it terrifies me but on the other had it leaves me wondering, always asking questions.

22. S'mores dip is where it's at. (But real S'mores are always better.)

23. I had to do Kindergarten twice since I failed the first time because I couldn't sing my ABC's and count to 100. (We'll just go with that version of the story.)

24. I get bloody noses. A lot.

25. I've never once seen a super hero movie before. I know it's actually quite depressing.

26. I've lived on the same driveway my whole life.

27. Until I'm comfortable in a situation, I won't speak unless spoken too.

28. But then after ^ I'm probably the loudest and strangest person you'll ever encounter.

29. Hand-me-downs are my favorite way to get clothes.

30. I've recently been obsessed with making videos.

Don't fall asleep in a hammock when there
are Fisher's around; my camping socks are
better than yours.

31. I think I'm allergic to juice. Long story.

32. I'm short and I'm proud.

33. Camping is the greatest way to live life. Until you run out of water, toilet power and then the battery dies but until that point, it's the greatest experience you could ever have.

34. Tubing (like on a lake) is not my thing. No. No. No. It never really was and now it never will be ever since I chipped my tooth tubing on Jordanelle. Let's not forget to bring up the point that the next day was the first day of school...

35. Mountain biking up a steep single track trail is just another form of torture. I enjoy biking, just not to the point where I think I'm going to pass out and die.

36. I couldn't survive without popcorn, string cheese and juice.

37. I have a HORRIBLE diet. My parents call me a pastaterian.

38. I enjoy those weeks in my life where I put my phone in a box and don't get it back until the end of the week.

39. I thought I was the bomb diggity in 5th grade when I had my own email address.

40. Maybe one day I'll get my permit.

41. Apple pancakes are better than M&M pancakes.

42. I've been told that if you listen to my comments I say to myself but sometimes they're a little too loud, that I'm actually a hilarious person! Who knew?!?! Not Morgan.

43. Even though my last name's Fisher, I think Fishing is as boring as watching water begin to boil.

44. Each stuffed animal that I still have, I can remember where it came from or some story to go along with it.

45. If you give me a nickname I'll eventually respond to it.

46. Anything with eyes I flip out. Like if you pull your eyelid up or down I will squirm and scream until the whole room knows I'm having a panic attack. Then I have my friends like Madison and Lane that try to gross me out when ever they have the chance and enjoy petting each others eyelashes. YUCK!

47. People actually call me Morgitos, it's not just my Instagram username.

48. I've made a lot of embarrassing videos on IMovie, just ask Molly. But don't ask to see it because if she shows you then I get to show all of you a picture of her with a dress on and her hair curled! I know it's a very rare sighting.

My blurry picture of the chicken that had
a large heart.

49. I'm obsessed with taking pictures. Like if there was enough memory on an SD card, I'd take a picture of literally everything. I think it'd be so cool if one day I do a flip-book-sort-of-thing-I-don't-know-what-to-call-it of each thing you do for 24 hours. So then you could document the laughter on your friends face as you tell them your new favorite joke, capture that look your classmate makes when you tell them there's a test, when really there is no test. But I get made fun of by how much I take pictures, especially by Madison. Let's just say if you got a chicken nugget that looked like a heart, wouldn't you take a picture of it?!?! Well I did. What if the sky just made your jaw drop, wouldn't you take a picture of it?!?! I know I would, even if it won't turn out that well.

50. I'm obsessed with One Direction. Enough said.

51. I enjoy writing and reading poetry.

52. I can't eat Nutella plain. Yuck!

53. I question everything I do. Like Why do I walk down this side of the hallway instead of the other side? Why do I use this piece of lined paper instead of that one? How come I have Oat Squares for breakfast instead of Cheerios?

54. Moose Tracks ice cream, is the best kind of ice cream.

55. I have NO IDEA where I want to go to college or anything like that.

56. I once got second in a s'mores contest but only because the kid who got first his was ridiculously packed with chocolate and his brother was one of the judges. But I on the other hand lost by one point and not to mention mine was just your average joe S'more.

57. Watching people do magic tricks just leaves me in awe. Like HOW DO YOU FREAKIN' DO THAT!?!?! (FYI boys that's a real chick magnet.)

58. I'm still baffled by how zippers work. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!

59. I wish I was better at painting. But I'm working on it.

Just look at this amazing progression!!! I sure know how
to model... but this is on my favorite lake, Conway Lake

60. I don't like bacon.

61. My favorite color is blue.

62. Conway Lake is the greatest place ever.

63. For awhile I was obsessed with wanting a Hippie van but really if I get a car, I'll take any car.

64. My room is painted green and blue. My dad and I painted it ourselves two summers ago in 22 hours.

65. I have my own designated popcorn bowl and if you use it, there's no promises of what'll come next of our friendship.

66. If you can make me laugh, welcome to the club.

67. Apples. They're delicious, but now I can't eat them with these stupid braces!!!! So I slice them in a very strange way, I don't know how to explain it but at first people laugh but then they realize they taste wayyyy better The Morgan Way.

68. I've entered my photos into the country fair once in 2012 and got three 1st place and one 2nd place. I really want to enter photos again but I'm never here then. :(

69. Tacos is where it's at.

70. You know when you were little and your mom would go to the mailbox and you would keep pestering her with, "Is there anything for me? Is that for me? No? Well, can I at least open it!?" Well I'm still obsessed with the fact of receiving a letter.

71. They're coming out with a second Purge and I cannot contain my excitement.

My face's cuteness makes up for the fact of
that hair that looks like I cut it myself.

72. I sleep with like five pillows not including Felipe and my body pillow.

73. Math is my favorite class and I enjoy solving equations. (I know big shocker, the whole world may as well just collapse.)

74. In preschool, on half of my head, my hair just fell out.

75. I went to a Boston's Red Sox game a few summers ago and we found this secret store. Secret store? Exactly. They don't advertise at all and it's in some sketchy alley way. You walk in and it's appears to be some crappy store and in the back they have a Snapple vending machine but really it's a door that leads to this really nice shoe & clothing store. Of course I didn't buy anything and I wasn't allowed to take any pictures either... And I don't even know if I'm supposed to have said that much on the internet but then again I didn't say what street it was on or the name of the store.

76. I'm obsessed with cameras.

77. I really can't think of more facts...

78. My knees are my tickle weakness. (So now the whole world knows my weak spot.)

79. I have this straw hat that I wear 24/7 during the summer and my cousin and I are twinzies.

My brother's too much of a model wearing this hat... so you
see him wearing it instead of me.

80. My family has been made into many different movies/TV shows. My mom's side of the family was made into We're The Millers and my dad's side, Growing Up Fisher and in elementary school I was an extra for the movie Snowmen. Be jealous. Okay JK they weren't made after us but coincidence? I think not. But really I was an extra for the movie and it's on Netflix, so go watch it!

81. I have many Junior Ranger badges to the National Parks and the last one I earned was on 10/18/13. Yes I do realize that was just a few months ago.

82. I have a fear of diving. Like diving off a raft into a lake. I don't know why, it just creeps me out diving head first into the unknown.

83. I have a better understanding of how large the number 100 is now.

84. Without my friends I would have disappeared of the face of this planet seven years ago.

89. I. NEED. A. UKELE. I don't think you understand how desperately I need one!!!!! Because when I'm all sad I could just play myself happy music and then suddenly BAM rainbows appear and unicorns are frolicking in the pasture near by. Also when I travel to Michigan I can play happy music while walking through the airport and eventually tons of people will be following me skipping and dancing and none of them would have a care in the world, until they realized they missed their flight.

90. Cats are possibly my greatest fear.

91. Unlike most teenagers I actually enjoy country music.

92. Cribbage is one of the greatest games ever, along with Spit. If you know what I am talking about, you know where it's at.

93. Candy Crush is greater than any other app.

94. I used to hate scary movies but now I'm obsessed.

They had a sold out game

95. I love watching hockey. Especially my little bro.

96. I throw for the Park City Track & Field team, and I suck at it but I'm getting better 'cause hey, I am only a Freshman and it's my first time doing this.

97. If you've ever heard me sing, I apologize and if you ever here me sing, I apologize in advanced.

98. I didn't go to Disney Land or World until 7th grade Spring Break. I know, lame.

99. In my life time I think I've broken like 4 trampolines.

100. Water skiing makes me feel like Jesus. Walking on water.

101. You thought the list would end with that last one, well guess what?!?! I TRICKED YOU!!!

102. If I could live at Camp Daggett for the rest of my life, I would.

103. I have five different alarms that go off in the morning to make sure I don't fall back asleep. But once I'm up, I'm not falling back asleep.

104. I think it's scary that in four years, the people I see everyday, I most likely won't ever see them again.

105. Whenever I'm in a situation where there's two Morgan's (which happens more often than not,) I get called Fish.

106. Horseback riding seems like so much fun!!! Like majestically going on a trail AND I COULD BRING MY UKELE AND JUST PLAY MUSIC!! But the last time I went horseback riding, the horse didn't want to go so he turned back around to the barn.

107. When I was younger I used to always cheat in hide-n-go-seek by peeking or switching from spot to spot. And occasionally I was such a rebel I would hide in areas that were out of bounds.

108. In third grade I thought I could talk to Leprechauns... I know you're Jelly.

♡ Felipe ♡

109. My frog Felipe is my best friend and he's the only one that understands me and will listen to my random stories about certain people that need to go Bye-Bye and on top of it all, he's the greatest cuddle buddy ever.

110. Tagalongs are the best Girl Scout Cookies and Thin Mints are a close second.

111. My dog Zac (that I give many many MANY nicknames) is named after Zac in the Zac Brown Band.

112. I try to make the best of thing even if it means laughing when I want to cry.

113. My dream job ever since elementary school is to work for National Geographic but we all know that isn't all that realistic. So I really, really, really, REALLY want to go on one of their student expeditions and I've been saving up for it for quite awhile now.

114. I currently play saxophone and clarinet. And hopefully Ukulele in the near future.

500. You can always find me in some sort of costume.

I almost wore this to the grocery store, how awkward am I?

115. My day doesn't begin until I have breakfast.

116. At the end of the summer people say I'm so tan they mistaken me for a black person.

117. Vacuuming is my least favorite chore of all time! I'd rather clean the toilets with my own hands.

118. I've sang karaoke twice in my life and it's most embarrassing thing ever. I don't know what I was thinking!

119. I'm not a vegetarian but I just don't like the idea of eating meet. I just picture than animal frolicking through a field with all their friends then suddenly BOOM it's on my plate.

120. Yes I am one of the coolest kids you will ever meet, also known as a band kid. I know you regret your decision of not joining in 6th grade. #Bandkidsarethecoolkids

121. Campfires, are just perfect. The smell. How they mesmerize you until the smoke BURNS your eyes. They're just... relaxing? I don't know describe it but they are relaxing.

122. I still don't know how to count to 100. But don't tell my Kindergarten teacher or else I might have to do Kindergarten a third time.

123. It's as easy as do re me, ABC baby you and me gurllllll.

124. I think that this lists deserves an A+ but really, this took forever!

P.S. Ferris Wheels are great until they're the sketchy carnival ones.

Crusin' Like A Norwegian

I used to think February Break was the most pointless break in the whole entire universe.  
(And it still is.)

This was the ship and see each of those red line looking
things? Well, each of those hold over 300 people and each
dot is a room balcony. If that gives you any idea of how
big it is. 

But this break wasn't so boring.

Because I was CRUISN' LIKE A NORWEGIAN!!!

I had the awesome opportunity to go on a cruise with one of my best friends Alexa and the rest of her family. We went on a new ship called the Norwegian Getaway apart of the Norwegian Cruise Line.

I can't even begin to explain how HUGE the ship is!!! Just imagine an eighteen story hotel that's 1,068.3 feet long floating in the ocean. And there ya go, there's my house for a week. But the weird thing is, by the second day we already knew our way around the whole ship.

I have so many great stories from this trip, I don't even know were to begin.

And to many pictures... I think this is almost an all time record so I had to condense them but if you really really REALLY want to seem them, just let me know.

So I've decided to give you My Top Ten Memories from this trip so if you care to know, no one's stoping you but yourself.




10. The Shows

One night we went to Legally Blonde The Musical which I thought was really good, the songs made it even better. One night we went to a magic show on one of the lower decks with lots of flashing lights which caused me to feel really sea sick. And let me tell you, sea sickness is ten times worse than car sickness! But the magic show was way cool! Some illusions I was like I 100% know how to do that and others it was a mind blowing moment.



10. H2Glow

We didn't figure this out until later in the week but each night they have a totally rad dance party on the top deck of the ship. The one night we actually went everyone was either wearing neon or white clothes so everyone was glowing. It was so awesome! It was just a giant dance party in the middle of the calm ocean.


9. Corn Rows

I felt bald, like a person from avatar, and a zombie.

Two hours of my life was spent sitting on the beach while some lady braided my hair. And it actually hurt, not a lot but just enough to make my head bleed. I know what you're thinking OHMYGOD THE LADY MADE YOUR HEAD BLEAD?!?! THAT MUST HAVE HURT A TOOOON!?! She said I had a sensitive scalp and that's why it bled but really it didn't hurt, that much. I still have it in, today makes it a week and I was originally planning on taking it out but I actually really like it.

8. Tree Linin'

One day when we were at the port of St. Thomas, Alexa, her dad and I did a zip lining excursion. It was one of my favorite experiences of the whole trip. It just gives you that sensation like you're flying through the trees and how cool would it be if you had wings and could fly? And the views from the platforms left me speechless, the water was bluer than blue along with islands as far as I could see. The part that made it even better was the guides helping you at each platform. They were hilarious with a great sense of humor that would just keep making jokes. Definitely my type of person.

7. My Bed

IT CAME FROM THE CELING!!! Enough said.

6. Ice Bar (And I wasn't drinking alcohol I promise, it's called a virgin drink.)

This was us in the ice bar with our eskimo coats.

There's this bar that's entirely made out of ice along with a bunch of cool ice sculptures. We called it The Freeze Your Butt Of Bar. You had to put these special coats on to keep you warm considering everyone's in shorts and a t-shirt, plus it was -6 degrees Celsius inside the bar. Even the cups were made out of ice! Well at least the part you drank from, the handle was plastic.

4. Walk The Plank

You know how in pirate movies they tell the bad people to "WALK THE PLANK"? Yeah well I had to, eighteen stories above the ocean. But once I jumped I swam fast enough to catch up to the boat so that's why I am still here today. Just kidding I was strapped on and never had to jump.

3. The Tube Of Death

First you step into a capsule that seems like one you would time travel in. You have a mat strapped to your back, standing on a solid surface, with water running behind you and then out the floor you're standing on. Then a robotic lady counts down: three, two, one and on one the floor drops out from under you you go flying down the water slide, up again and back down. I almost peed my pants the first time I went on it but then I went on it like every chance I could.

2. THE FOOD!!!

Each time I'd go between places on the ship either the pool, the room, the ropes course or any other place I'd stop at the Garden Cafe. What's at The Garden Cafe? FOOD! It has self-serve, soft-serve vanilla ice cream, the greatest bread I've ever tasted, delicious french fries and of course more food. Along with a 24 hour pizza bar, I think yes!

*Drum roll please*

1. I Am Forever Still In Love With Dolphins

This is my secret lover Gaya.

Dolphins. Are like my most favoritst thing ever! They have been ever since elementary school and I have no idea why. It's always been a life goal of mine to swim with dolphins because in fourth grade I got to pet a dolphin and other people got to swim them and I was forever envious of them. And this trip my wish came true.
It was one of the greatest sensations of my life. The dolphins seem to always be so happy, energetic and love to show off their tricks. I'm still in such shock I don't know how to put it into words. Words just can't describe the sensation, you have to go experience it yourself.

I hope one day all of you reading this can go on a trip that's as wonderful or just make as many great memories as I did.

Adios mis amigos! (And yes I speak Spanish.)

P.S. I bet you didn't notice I skipped the number five?

The Ten Truths About Birthdays

This past week I had my fifteenth birthday! I know hard to believe I've been on this planet for a whole fifteen years! And sadly no, I didn't get my permit. My parents won't let me get it until I actually "study." But I mean who actually studies for those things? Not Morgan!!! Anyways... I think birthdays are great but I mean birthdays aren't perfect. So here are The Ten Truths About Birthdays. 

Did you know I was the cutest one year
old to ever crawl on this planet? True fact

1. Birthday Cards
Birthday cards are my favoritist thing ever. I know every time I get dragged along to go the grocery store with my mom, I go look at the birthday cards. You know there's the sentimental ones but really... "AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!" The best ones are the cards that sing to you! I mean you open it and it sings, you close it and it stops. Open. Close. Open. Close. Open. Close. Now don't tell me I'm the only one to ever do that, because I've watched all of you do it! But my absolute favorite ones, are the ones my friends make me! You know the ones that are hand made with the inside jokes, beautiful pictures and of course a little bit of the sentimental stuff.

2. Cake
Cake? That is so last year.

3. The Embarrassment 
Is it just me or is it the most awkward thing when you're just standing there and everyone is singing Happy Birthday to you? I just can't help it, my face turns bright, bright red!

4. The Fisher Tradition
Luckily the Fisher Tradition isn't to go fishing on your birthday, that'd be down right awful. The Fisher Tradition is to make your birthday last as long as humanly possible. However, I have a hard time of doing this because my birthday is in the first week in November so normally it last about two days. But hey, that's one more day than someone who doesn't use The Fisher Tradition.

5. Having To Reply To Everyone's Birthday Wishes

The best High School Musical party
that has ever existed

I mean who doesn't love getting 'Happy Birthday!' messages? I know I do! But you know how it is, the more you receive the more loved you feel. Except sometimes it causes problems... I just realized today, quite a few days after my birthday, I forgot to respond to nearly half of the birthday messages I got. Oops!

6. Pressure To Make Birthday Plans / Not Wanting To Exclude Anyone
Before the dawn of time when I still had birthday parties, I would invite every single one of my friends because I know how it felt to be left out. I don't know how my parents handled so many crazy kids running around but some how they managed. Now that I'm fifteen it just seems a little ridiculous to still have a birthday party. But you know what, maybe I want to have another High School Musical birthday party! The world may never know...

7. The Question
There's actually two pointless obnoxious questions that I know all of you have been asked before. 1. How does it feel to be a year older? Correction. I'm only a day older than I was yesterday. And I don't miraculously feel a whole year older! C'mon people, I'm the blonde one here!! 2. What do you want for your birthday? So we all know we actually want something but it's just an awko-taco moment because you don't actually want to tell them.

8. Happiness 24/7
It's near to impossible to be in a bad mood on your birthday; It's about 24 hours of complete and total happiness. It even makes getting up for school wonderful because I get CINNAMON ROLLS!!! And then this year when I showed up at school my dream car was awaiting me.

This is the actual car I received but
it's just as cool! When you pull it back,
a ghost suddenly drives it forward!

9. Presents and Surprises
I know this sounds selfish but I'm just telling the truth. We all know presents are the best part about birthdays. And the best kind of presents are the surprises. And this year I got the ultimate surprise in the whole entire world. But I'm going to leave you in suspense because I guarantee you I'll write about it in February, you know the month that comes after January.

10. Acting As If You Actually Like A Gift
I know we've all been in this situation. Your mom picks out some article of clothing you're just looking at it thinking, "What in the world was she thinking when she picked this out? I think this is the ugliest thing I've ever seen! I need to go wash my eyes!!!" But instead you just say, "Thanks Mom! I love it so much! This is probably the cutest thing ever!" And then you never ever wear it or even touch it again! Been there, done that!

In the end, I think birthdays are one of the greatest days of the year. They make you feel important with everyone wishing you a happy birthday and it's the one day of the year when everything seems centered around you! Just remember you share your birthday with approximately 19 million other people around the world. I had never met one of those other 19 million people until this past summer at camp. Happy birthday Tony!