A Guide To Curing Boredom

You know what would suck?

Is if you were a penguin.

I mean think about it. They have it worst out of all the animals.

They're called birds, but can't fly. That sucks.

And on top if it all, they're not even colorful! Like they're just boring old black 'n' white.

They stand in the icy cold all day, swim in the almost frozen water, have their babies eaten by other animals and are they even fluffy!?!?!

Look at him he just looks so sad! Photo Credit

I just feel bad for penguins.

Okay apparently I'm really awkward at making introductions because that was just a random smack to the face.

So what's this post about?

Penguins.

HAHAHA no.

It's about your mom.

No really it is!

Just kidding it's not.

I probably don't even know who your mom is and if I do, tell them I say hi! (That awkward moment when I typed them instead of her so I was basically implying that you have multiple moms...)

Anywayssssss...

We all have those days and maybe even weeks in our lives when we are just so bored! *cough cough this next week called Spring Break* There's absolutely nothing to do! Your house is boring as poop, all your friends are "busy," you can't drive yourself anywhere and there's just nothing for you to do!!!

So here's a list of things you should do when your bored with or without a friend.

 It's The Real Guide To Livin' The Yolo Lyfe And Curing Boredom:

WARNING: If you look like a complete idiot while doing any of the things I suggested, that is all your fault because you're the one who was stupid enough to actually do something that I tell you to do. Have fun!

If you're in public:

Point at someone and scream, "YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!!!" And begin to run away but trip and crawl away slowly but frantically.

Lead a Zumba or Jazzercise class where ever you are. If you haven't ever done this then you are missing out big time! Basically you make a dance and everyone follows along and it's so much fun!! (So the lady who made this video, if you watch some of her other one's there's this old lady who consistently shows up and she's goooood and so funny to watch her get so into it.)

Take a picture of a stranger and then go up to that person, showing them that picture asking, "Have you seen this person?"

Climb a tree next to a popular path and make sure you can't be seen. Begin to talk to people walking by.

Two words: Marco Polo (Anywhere. Anytime.)

Hide in a clothing rack at some store and when ever someone starts looking at it jump up and down screaming, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

Squawk at people walking past you.

Go up to random people and try to start a conversation with them. (Best way to make new friends!)

Blow bubbles.

Buy an ice cream cone and ask the person who served you if they believe in unicorns than smash the ice cream cone on to your forehead and walk away like a boss.

Blow up a balloon, tie it to yourself, run around while screaming, "IT WON'T STOP FOLLOWING ME!! SOMEONE HELP!!!"

If you're stuck at home:

Do some DIY's! There are endless amounts of DIY's out there and most of the stuff you can do with stuff you have at home, well at least hopefully they do.

Netflix is always the answer.

Play with anything that looks interesting.

Look up fun facts so than you can randomly give facts and you'll seem all smart and stuff. Like did you know that Luna is the most popular name for a dog currently? Which is kinda cool because one of my dogs is names Luna. But I wonder why that's the most popular name? Because you're not gonna name a brown dog Luna...? Right?

Find new obsessions. LIKE OHMYGOD TODAY I JUST CAME ACROSS THIS BAND AND I'M IN LOVE LIKE I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! SO JUST LISTEN TO THIS AND YEAH I KNOW IT'S YOUR STEREOTYPICAL BOY BAND BUT THAT'S MY SORTA THING SO...

So obviously if you're reading this you're bored and that means when you're bored you like to stalk my blog.

Make videos! Either awesome music videos, totally strange videos, halarious comedies, embarsssing things or do a talk show about what ever you Juant! Here's a totally rad video my friend Molly and I made about the adventure of being bored!

Redecorate your room. I swear I do this at least once a month.

Try experimenting with the blender. But not in a weird way. Like once I put everything chocolate I could find and made the most amazing milkshake I've ever had... and I've never been able to recreate that shake.

Bake a cake.

Paint your nails. And boys you can do this too!

Have a movie marathon with lots of popcorn and pillows.

If you live in a neighborhood where people actually walk by your house and you have one of those legit mailboxes, put a walkie-talkie in it and every time someone walks by, scream super loud in the other walkie-talkie.

Long car rides:

Just take a whole buttload of selfies. But you have to make sure they're totally random and spontaneous that way you can enjoy those absolutely gorgeous faces you can make. (This one's a lot better when you have a friend.) And you never know, maybe one of them will by Instagram worthy.

Many selfies....

Candy Crush. Best way to spend time in the car. Until you have no more lives, then that just sucks.

Pretend you're making a music video. Either blare music from the radio or your phone/ipod. Then you have sure to document the moment and then show it to me so I can pee my pants laughing at how ridiculous you're acting.

So after your phone dies, (if this happens to you I am so sorry that's like the worst thing ever) but if it does die, charge it with a car charger or charge it off a laptop... but say you can't even do that. Here are a few more things you can do.

Sleep. Make sure you have a pillow!!

CARD GAMES!!

Roll down all the windows and blare music. This is always fun.

Eat as much junk food as you can possibly fit into your mouth.

What People Suggested From The Search Engine Named After His Great-Great-Grandfather Google

So I want all y'all to know I couldn't think of all these by myself. I had help from many people and all the strange people on the inter webs. And here are some that I just thought were hilarious and totally randomly awesome!

Like this but in a car or in your room!

Recopy the Bible replacing your name for God.

Send your goldfish to obedience school.

Discover the source of the Mississippi River.

Recite romantic poetry... to your toaster.

Learn Sign Language.

Plant a shoe.

Wear snorkel gear and hang pictures of fish from the ceiling. (In a car would be best!)

Interview your feet. (But really you could interview anything.)

Play with matches.

Listen to a painting.

Rake the carpet.

So if you're insanely bored and already done all these things just google things to do when you're bored and you will get a MASSIVE list of things to do. Just like this website.

 ✌ Peace out losers!  ✌

Oh have a FANTASTIC Spring Break 2k14 and make sure to party hard!!!