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Friday, April 4, 2014

100 Things You Don't Know Or Care To Know About Me

Hola.

I'm Morgan.

Morgan Fisher.

And I am just 1 person living in a world with 7.046 billion other people.

If by any chance you are an alien from some in the universe, I welcome you to my blog but I must ask you, can we be friends? Because I really want to say I have a friend that's literally out of this world!

And can we just take a moment and embrace the fact I just figured out I can add emojis to this!!! But then I posted it and they turn out like this ðŸ˜€ :( and look at the wittle snowman!!! ☃ that isn't a question mark!!!

So what's new with you?

Really!?!?! No way!!! That's awesome!!

Me?

Oh you know, the usual, barely surviving this days form of torture. Taking life day by day and making the best of each day.

So recently many of friends have started a list of 20 random facts about them but I want you all to know I started this list like a month ago because it is impossible to think of 100 things about yourself. And 20? Really? You can do better than that.

So if you have nothing better to do (you can always clean the toilets) and have really wanted to know 100 facts about me (like who doesn't want to know 100 facts about me!?) well today's your lucky day.



Here's 100 Facts About Morgitos!

1. I really wanted to be a mariachi band for Halloween but no-Juan would do it with me so I would have been the only Juan.

2. I own a Viking helmet and when I'm sad, I wear it.
My wall that one day will be covered in pictures.

3. I have a goal to cover my whole wall with pictures.

4. I collect snow globes and most of the ones I have, I bought myself because I never receive them as gifts.

5. I've never seen a single Harry Potter movie, but I have read the first book and that's my whole Harry Potter experience.

6. When I was younger and I went to the eye doctor and they told me I didn't need glasses, I started crying.

7. Dolphins are the greatest thing ever. They just always seem so happy and I got to swim with dolphins for the first when I went on a Cruise. Greatest experience of my life.

8. I'm OBSESSED with card games. And if you want to play me you better be prepared to loose and them go crying about it to your mommy. Yeah, my dad did it to me quite often when I was younger so now I get pretty into the games.

I am always the backgammon champion so my aunt hates it when I beat her;
Notice my uncle isn't paying attention and I'm so into it I'm standing up
9. This is my lucky number. Do you wanna know why? Probably not but I'll tell you anyways! In elementary school when I played rec. soccer, I was #9 and it was my first time I scored a goal so I assumed it wasn't my soccer skills but the fact I was wearing a number nine jersey.

10. I will never wear a dress to school unless I'm required too but I do enjoy dressing up every so often.

11. Last summer I was one of those dorks marching down Main Street with a feather on top of my head while making music.

12. Doggies!!!! I love them more than life.

12. I can only go cross-eyed in one eye... it's sorta creepy

Creepy right?
13. I'm always afraid I'll walk into the wrong bathroom. HOW EMBARRASSING WOULD THAT BE IF YOU WALKED INTO THE WRONG BATHROOM AND SOMEONE'S LIKE "uhhhhhh...." Well more embarrassing than any video I could ever create.

14. I can't do a cartwheel.

15. Eyeliner will be the death of me. Just ask Ingrid.

16. I live to complete puzzles. It's the only reason I exist.

17. In elementary school I used to tell kids I loved homework zso they'd think I was the smartest kid in the class and you know what? It worked.

18. Juan jokes are the source of my happiness.

19. When I was forced to do Cotillion along with Molly (WHO ACTUALLY WEARS DRESSES OFTEN NOW!!!) I wouldn't ever admitt it but I looked forward to those Wednesday nights.

20. I once made a clay sculpture that was a cross between a dog and a hippo that was painted with the imagination of a 8 year-old so basically it's the greatest thing ever.

21. The stars in the night sky truly amaze me. It just leaves me in awe... It's the unknown. On one hand, it terrifies me but on the other had it leaves me wondering, always asking questions.

22. S'mores dip is where it's at. (But real S'mores are always better.)

23. I had to do Kindergarten twice since I failed the first time because I couldn't sing my ABC's and count to 100. (We'll just go with that version of the story.)

24. I get bloody noses. A lot.

25. I've never once seen a super hero movie before. I know it's actually quite depressing.

26. I've lived on the same driveway my whole life.

27. Until I'm comfortable in a situation, I won't speak unless spoken too.

28. But then after ^ I'm probably the loudest and strangest person you'll ever encounter.

29. Hand-me-downs are my favorite way to get clothes.

30. I've recently been obsessed with making videos.
Don't fall asleep in a hammock when there
are Fisher's around; my camping socks are
better than yours.

31. I think I'm allergic to juice. Long story.

32. I'm short and I'm proud.

33. Camping is the greatest way to live life. Until you run out of water, toilet power and then the battery dies but until that point, it's the greatest experience you could ever have.

34. Tubing (like on a lake) is not my thing. No. No. No. It never really was and now it never will be ever since I chipped my tooth tubing on Jordanelle. Let's not forget to bring up the point that the next day was the first day of school...

35. Mountain biking up a steep single track trail is just another form of torture. I enjoy biking, just not to the point where I think I'm going to pass out and die.

36. I couldn't survive without popcorn, string cheese and juice.

37. I have a HORRIBLE diet. My parents call me a pastaterian.

38. I enjoy those weeks in my life where I put my phone in a box and don't get it back until the end of the week.

39. I thought I was the bomb diggity in 5th grade when I had my own email address.

40. Maybe one day I'll get my permit.

41. Apple pancakes are better than M&M pancakes.

42. I've been told that if you listen to my comments I say to myself but sometimes they're a little too loud, that I'm actually a hilarious person! Who knew?!?! Not Morgan.

43. Even though my last name's Fisher, I think Fishing is as boring as watching water begin to boil.

44. Each stuffed animal that I still have, I can remember where it came from or some story to go along with it.

45. If you give me a nickname I'll eventually respond to it.

46. Anything with eyes I flip out. Like if you pull your eyelid up or down I will squirm and scream until the whole room knows I'm having a panic attack. Then I have my friends like Madison and Lane that try to gross me out when ever they have the chance and enjoy petting each others eyelashes. YUCK!

47. People actually call me Morgitos, it's not just my Instagram username.

48. I've made a lot of embarrassing videos on IMovie, just ask Molly. But don't ask to see it because if she shows you then I get to show all of you a picture of her with a dress on and her hair curled! I know it's a very rare sighting.
My blurry picture of the chicken that had
a large heart.

49. I'm obsessed with taking pictures. Like if there was enough memory on an SD card, I'd take a picture of literally everything. I think it'd be so cool if one day I do a flip-book-sort-of-thing-I-don't-know-what-to-call-it of each thing you do for 24 hours. So then you could document the laughter on your friends face as you tell them your new favorite joke, capture that look your classmate makes when you tell them there's a test, when really there is no test. But I get made fun of by how much I take pictures, especially by Madison. Let's just say if you got a chicken nugget that looked like a heart, wouldn't you take a picture of it?!?! Well I did. What if the sky just made your jaw drop, wouldn't you take a picture of it?!?! I know I would, even if it won't turn out that well.

50. I'm obsessed with One Direction. Enough said.

51. I enjoy writing and reading poetry.

52. I can't eat Nutella plain. Yuck!

53. I question everything I do. Like Why do I walk down this side of the hallway instead of the other side? Why do I use this piece of lined paper instead of that one? How come I have Oat Squares for breakfast instead of Cheerios?

54. Moose Tracks ice cream, is the best kind of ice cream.

55. I have NO IDEA where I want to go to college or anything like that.

56. I once got second in a s'mores contest but only because the kid who got first his was ridiculously packed with chocolate and his brother was one of the judges. But I on the other hand lost by one point and not to mention mine was just your average joe S'more.

57. Watching people do magic tricks just leaves me in awe. Like HOW DO YOU FREAKIN' DO THAT!?!?! (FYI boys that's a real chick magnet.)

58. I'm still baffled by how zippers work. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!

59. I wish I was better at painting. But I'm working on it.

Just look at this amazing progression!!! I sure know how
to model... but this is on my favorite lake, Conway Lake
60. I don't like bacon.

61. My favorite color is blue.

62. Conway Lake is the greatest place ever.

63. For awhile I was obsessed with wanting a Hippie van but really if I get a car, I'll take any car.

64. My room is painted green and blue. My dad and I painted it ourselves two summers ago in 22 hours.

65. I have my own designated popcorn bowl and if you use it, there's no promises of what'll come next of our friendship.

66. If you can make me laugh, welcome to the club.

67. Apples. They're delicious, but now I can't eat them with these stupid braces!!!! So I slice them in a very strange way, I don't know how to explain it but at first people laugh but then they realize they taste wayyyy better The Morgan Way.

68. I've entered my photos into the country fair once in 2012 and got three 1st place and one 2nd place. I really want to enter photos again but I'm never here then. :(

69. Tacos is where it's at.

70. You know when you were little and your mom would go to the mailbox and you would keep pestering her with, "Is there anything for me? Is that for me? No? Well, can I at least open it!?" Well I'm still obsessed with the fact of receiving a letter.

71. They're coming out with a second Purge and I cannot contain my excitement.

My face's cuteness makes up for the fact of
that hair that looks like I cut it myself.
72. I sleep with like five pillows not including Felipe and my body pillow.

73. Math is my favorite class and I enjoy solving equations. (I know big shocker, the whole world may as well just collapse.)

74. In preschool, on half of my head, my hair just fell out.

75. I went to a Boston's Red Sox game a few summers ago and we found this secret store. Secret store? Exactly. They don't advertise at all and it's in some sketchy alley way. You walk in and it's appears to be some crappy store and in the back they have a Snapple vending machine but really it's a door that leads to this really nice shoe & clothing store. Of course I didn't buy anything and I wasn't allowed to take any pictures either... And I don't even know if I'm supposed to have said that much on the internet but then again I didn't say what street it was on or the name of the store.

76. I'm obsessed with cameras.

77. I really can't think of more facts...

78. My knees are my tickle weakness. (So now the whole world knows my weak spot.)

79. I have this straw hat that I wear 24/7 during the summer and my cousin and I are twinzies.

My brother's too much of a model wearing this hat... so you
see him wearing it instead of me.
80. My family has been made into many different movies/TV shows. My mom's side of the family was made into We're The Millers and my dad's side, Growing Up Fisher and in elementary school I was an extra for the movie Snowmen. Be jealous. Okay JK they weren't made after us but coincidence? I think not. But really I was an extra for the movie and it's on Netflix, so go watch it!

81. I have many Junior Ranger badges to the National Parks and the last one I earned was on 10/18/13. Yes I do realize that was just a few months ago.

82. I have a fear of diving. Like diving off a raft into a lake. I don't know why, it just creeps me out diving head first into the unknown.

83. I have a better understanding of how large the number 100 is now.

84. Without my friends I would have disappeared of the face of this planet seven years ago.

89. I. NEED. A. UKELE. I don't think you understand how desperately I need one!!!!! Because when I'm all sad I could just play myself happy music and then suddenly BAM rainbows appear and unicorns are frolicking in the pasture near by. Also when I travel to Michigan I can play happy music while walking through the airport and eventually tons of people will be following me skipping and dancing and none of them would have a care in the world, until they realized they missed their flight.

90. Cats are possibly my greatest fear.

91. Unlike most teenagers I actually enjoy country music.

92. Cribbage is one of the greatest games ever, along with Spit. If you know what I am talking about, you know where it's at.

93. Candy Crush is greater than any other app.

94. I used to hate scary movies but now I'm obsessed.

They had a sold out game
95. I love watching hockey. Especially my little bro.

96. I throw for the Park City Track & Field team, and I suck at it but I'm getting better 'cause hey, I am only a Freshman and it's my first time doing this.

97. If you've ever heard me sing, I apologize and if you ever here me sing, I apologize in advanced.

98. I didn't go to Disney Land or World until 7th grade Spring Break. I know, lame.

99. In my life time I think I've broken like 4 trampolines.

100. Water skiing makes me feel like Jesus. Walking on water.

101. You thought the list would end with that last one, well guess what?!?! I TRICKED YOU!!!

102. If I could live at Camp Daggett for the rest of my life, I would.

103. I have five different alarms that go off in the morning to make sure I don't fall back asleep. But once I'm up, I'm not falling back asleep.

104. I think it's scary that in four years, the people I see everyday, I most likely won't ever see them again.

105. Whenever I'm in a situation where there's two Morgan's (which happens more often than not,) I get called Fish.

106. Horseback riding seems like so much fun!!! Like majestically going on a trail AND I COULD BRING MY UKELE AND JUST PLAY MUSIC!! But the last time I went horseback riding, the horse didn't want to go so he turned back around to the barn.

107. When I was younger I used to always cheat in hide-n-go-seek by peeking or switching from spot to spot. And occasionally I was such a rebel I would hide in areas that were out of bounds.

108. In third grade I thought I could talk to Leprechauns... I know you're Jelly.

♡ Felipe 
109. My frog Felipe is my best friend and he's the only one that understands me and will listen to my random stories about certain people that need to go Bye-Bye and on top of it all, he's the greatest cuddle buddy ever.

110. Tagalongs are the best Girl Scout Cookies and Thin Mints are a close second.

111. My dog Zac (that I give many many MANY nicknames) is named after Zac in the Zac Brown Band.

112. I try to make the best of thing even if it means laughing when I want to cry.

113. My dream job ever since elementary school is to work for National Geographic but we all know that isn't all that realistic. So I really, really, really, REALLY want to go on one of their student expeditions and I've been saving up for it for quite awhile now.

114. I currently play saxophone and clarinet. And hopefully Ukulele in the near future.

500. You can always find me in some sort of costume.
I almost wore this to the grocery store, how awkward am I?

115. My day doesn't begin until I have breakfast.

116. At the end of the summer people say I'm so tan they mistaken me for a black person.

117. Vacuuming is my least favorite chore of all time! I'd rather clean the toilets with my own hands.

118. I've sang karaoke twice in my life and it's most embarrassing thing ever. I don't know what I was thinking!

119. I'm not a vegetarian but I just don't like the idea of eating meet. I just picture than animal frolicking through a field with all their friends then suddenly BOOM it's on my plate.

120. Yes I am one of the coolest kids you will ever meet, also known as a band kid. I know you regret your decision of not joining in 6th grade. #Bandkidsarethecoolkids

121. Campfires, are just perfect. The smell. How they mesmerize you until the smoke BURNS your eyes. They're just... relaxing? I don't know describe it but they are relaxing.

122. I still don't know how to count to 100. But don't tell my Kindergarten teacher or else I might have to do Kindergarten a third time.

123. It's as easy as do re me, ABC baby you and me gurllllll.

124. I think that this lists deserves an A+ but really, this took forever!

P.S. Ferris Wheels are great until they're the sketchy carnival ones.

2 comments:

  1. Dude we need to have a Harry Potter/Iron Man marathon.
    Ps. Samoas are where it's at.
    Ps. I caught the 500 thing lolz

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  2. OMG bro can I come?
    Ahem, I've only worn a stupid dress three stupid times because it was stupid required and it really makes me mad!!!! At least I'll get to enjoy your awkward videos whenever I want >:). Haha I remember how cool it was to finally get an email address :)

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