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Thursday, May 15, 2014

Things My Track Team Has Taught Me

The one and only Madison Carr got a hold of my computer and left the Internet a lovely message about how I am no longer going to Camp Daggett so I can stalk her. But let's face it, why in the world would I trade anything for my precious Camp Daggett? If you know, please tell me.

You may remember last week I told you how I was spending the weekend in the one and only Vernal. Well I realized I never told you why.

Basically I made the region team for track!! But you know I don't run, like at all, so I made it for the throwing portion of track & field. 

And I wasn't sitting around doing nothing all day as much as I thought I would. But that's not including the three hour bus ride both ways. That was a lot of sitting on my butt with nothing to do! And on the bus ride back we only had one bus for EVERYONE because EVERYONE made finals and the coached didn't plan on EVERYONE making finals. So this caused me to have to share a seat... at least I was with Lane.
Did I mention we were region champs for girls and boys?
Yeah, girls only beat Morgan High School by 1 point, that's
one 6th place Park City person instead of a Morgan person.

Speaking of the devil...

What?

I didn't say anything.

Lane's Jesus, I think you misread.

Anyways, she made it for long jump and she totally crushed the competition! I only got to watch her first jumps and I didn't get see her compete in finals, sadly.She did FANTASTIC! She reached her goal of fourteen feet for the season and she got sixth! Which means she was on that podium!!

Me?

Pshhh.

I know you don't care.

But since you asked, I didn't podium at all or make finals (except in javelin I was only one person away from making finals and I was like ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!) But I threw a personal record in javelin & shot put; Discus sucked but only because my coach didn't tell me I was throwing that until the day of so I hadn't practiced it in about two weeks.

Enough of this boring results stuff, on to the fun stuff.

So if you click the read more button, you can find out what my "throwing team" has taught me. (And you can see more pictures than you would ever want to see.)



What The Throwing Weirdos Have Taught Me

Disclaimer: You should know that to them, I'm not Morgan, I'm Beds. Exactly. Just like a bed that you sleep in.

This name came about by the wonderful Kambridge. The first week of practice I had cornrows still and lots of beads. And she couldn't pronounce beads so I became Beds.

I Hurt Myself A Lot

Wether it's getting almost knocked out by sprinters, randomly having my legs begin to bleed, always tripping, getting scratches or slamming my fingers in car doors, no one likes to point these things out to me more than these monkeys.

I Don't Talk Very Much

I really thought I talk quiet a bit but apparently I don't. I guess I just didn't have anything to say and at first I didn't really know any of them, so I just kinda kept to myself.

And here are moments that I remember that the topic of me not talking came up:

"Beds would be most likely to be the sociopath out of the group. She just always there, never talking, just observing and watching, plotting her revenge on all of us."

"You're so quiet compared to the other Freshman." (Let me point out the other freshman were Brody and Eli who are the most outgoing social butterflies you'll ever meet.)

I was asked many times, "Why are you so quiet?"

"Woah. She speaks!"

"What do you mean she doesn't talk? Morgan talks, you just have to talk to her and she'll respond, at least most of the time."

"Morgan's like a little sassy no talking person. She hardly talks but when she does, she's sassier than my twelve-year-old sister."

So, yeah.

Every Time I Throw, I Stick Out My Tongue

I can actually thank my mom for pointing this one out for me. No better way to prove to you by showing you.
Double chins and stickin' out the tongue is the only way
to throw far
How Normal People Dance

It was the week of Prom and everyone was exchanging dance moves (each out coach) and I was just kinda standing there awkwardly and then of course they made sure I learned all of them too for future reference.

I'm Stronger Than I Think

It was one track meet at Wasatch and Lane had her spikes on so I carried her up to the top of the bleachers to our stuff and it really was no big deal, Lane's as light as a feather. But coach Herr was in AWE that I carried her up the stairs bridal style and just set her down and was like "Humph no big deal." So the next day at practice he was telling EVERY SINGLE coach that I had carried her up the stairs. And he was like, "How come you aren't throwing that shot put at fifty feet? I think you're a lot stronger than you think. You just have to know in your head, that the shot put isn't heavy and put all the muscle you have into it."

We had to lift everyday after practice and I just didn't realize that I could add more weight. During each thing we had to do, everyone was like "Com'n Beds! Add more weight!!" One day when we had to lunges, I started with a 45 pound bar and by the last set I had an 80 pound bar on my back.

Tanner Than I Realize

Every meet we went, tons of people would ask, "Where'd you go? You're so tan!!" And my response, "Oh I just tan easily." And then they rant on forever about how lucky I am and they wish they had my skin blah blah blah.

Then there's Tressa who ALWAYS has sunscreen with her and is so worried she's gonna burn when it snowing.

How To Get Rid Of A Dead Body

If you've ever heard or been apart of a conversation with Tressa and Kambridge, then you know exactly what I'm talking about.

Wether it's getting rid of the evidence through a bathtub full of chemicals, making the body parts into dolls, eating the body or selling the parts on EBay, they have thought of every way possible.

They also gave me many clever ideas of how to make the body a dead body. The most disturbing part was about how elaborate the plans were, so if you ever need anyone to go bye-bye, just contact these two.

Along with their prank they plan to pull on the school, to fill the sprinkler system with blood then pull the fire alarm and blood will be spurting everywhere and they'd be in pure bliss.

I'm Short

Like I didn't already know that, but thanks for pointing it out.

I Wanna Actually Be Able To Play My Ukulele

At the region track meet there was this kid who was playing his ukulele and he had literally his whole team singing along with him. (And I was so determined to become his best friend, but that never happened.) It seemed like literally the perfect experience, they all seemed to happy and having fun. I want that to happen with my ukulele, everyone singing along, having fun and everyone's just happy.

So here's what you came here for, the pictures:

To hot to handle
Single as a Pringle and ready to mingle
We're cute
So Madison deleted the cutest picture of her ever laughing
in the rain off my phone and I have no way to get it back
so here's another picture of her and Madi laughing, but it's
not as good. Shame on you Madison.
It's a tradition for Lane and I to take a picture with the Union
sign and I zoomed in on her face, and isn't she beautiful!?!
I like this one because I have so much concentration on my
face and I'm not sticking out my tongue.
Trying to keep warm

Thursday, April 24, 2014

#ThrowbackThursday

Yo-yo yiggidy-yo!

Wassup??

What'd you say?

You want to see pictures of me as a baby?

Well if that's what you really want...

Fine.

I think it's a little bit of a coincidence you asked about this on a Thursday, don't you?

I mean it is throwbackthursday...

WHAT!

You don't know what throwbackthursday is!?!?!

Do you live under a rock!?!?

It's basically a thing where on Thursday you post a picture of a throwback (and old picture) on some system of social networking.
How can you not know what throwbackthursday is but ask for me to show you old pictures of me? I just don't understand your magical ways.

Your wish is my command.

             
                   #throwbackthursday

(On my captions, if they don't make since it's because you say "Throwback to... blah blah blah," but I get to lazy to right that out each time so just mentally add that in.)


The beginning of it all.
The day I became famous for my artwork.
To when I actually had friends.
My grandma's royal birthday
To when I made a 3D puzzle!
I just like this picture
I was on the fore front of fashion
I guess we're all Jesus since we can all walk on water! Except
Tyler... we had to hold him
No caption needed
Adios Trailside, Hello middle school!

The day I got an ice cream sundae that was larger than my face!
The Original Macklemore 
When I was younger, I was a model for Christmas sweaters.
Spiderman!!!
"Can I just open the dang present already!?"
Enough already with the pictures of us matching!
Playing tennis takes balls
Chubby cheeks 
Our mermaid tails are all connected
POOL PARTY!
To when I was actually taller than Lane.
No. We aren't related. (Dem eyes tho)
I was a model again before I was socially awkward.
Hipster 4 Lyfe
Professional dishwashers. I plan on going to
college and majoring in dishwashing.
Me and some of my Michigan amigos!

See that thing on my back? That's called The Bubble, I was
too cool for life jackets so I wore that instead. 
Possibly the cutest picture ever! That's Mackincac Bridge in
the background. 
That selfie tho
I was quite the daredevil has a child
This basically sums up our family. (Look at
Tyler's face!)
Remember those days when the controllers were actually
connected to the console? 
Here comes the applesauce airplane! 
End of the year party from last year! Can't wait for this summer!
One of many pictures of me sleeping. 
But now I must go sleep, just like I am in the picture above.

☾ Good night! ☽

Friday, April 4, 2014

100 Things You Don't Know Or Care To Know About Me

Hola.

I'm Morgan.

Morgan Fisher.

And I am just 1 person living in a world with 7.046 billion other people.

If by any chance you are an alien from some in the universe, I welcome you to my blog but I must ask you, can we be friends? Because I really want to say I have a friend that's literally out of this world!

And can we just take a moment and embrace the fact I just figured out I can add emojis to this!!! But then I posted it and they turn out like this ðŸ˜€ :( and look at the wittle snowman!!! ☃ that isn't a question mark!!!

So what's new with you?

Really!?!?! No way!!! That's awesome!!

Me?

Oh you know, the usual, barely surviving this days form of torture. Taking life day by day and making the best of each day.

So recently many of friends have started a list of 20 random facts about them but I want you all to know I started this list like a month ago because it is impossible to think of 100 things about yourself. And 20? Really? You can do better than that.

So if you have nothing better to do (you can always clean the toilets) and have really wanted to know 100 facts about me (like who doesn't want to know 100 facts about me!?) well today's your lucky day.



Here's 100 Facts About Morgitos!

1. I really wanted to be a mariachi band for Halloween but no-Juan would do it with me so I would have been the only Juan.

2. I own a Viking helmet and when I'm sad, I wear it.
My wall that one day will be covered in pictures.

3. I have a goal to cover my whole wall with pictures.

4. I collect snow globes and most of the ones I have, I bought myself because I never receive them as gifts.

5. I've never seen a single Harry Potter movie, but I have read the first book and that's my whole Harry Potter experience.

6. When I was younger and I went to the eye doctor and they told me I didn't need glasses, I started crying.

7. Dolphins are the greatest thing ever. They just always seem so happy and I got to swim with dolphins for the first when I went on a Cruise. Greatest experience of my life.

8. I'm OBSESSED with card games. And if you want to play me you better be prepared to loose and them go crying about it to your mommy. Yeah, my dad did it to me quite often when I was younger so now I get pretty into the games.

I am always the backgammon champion so my aunt hates it when I beat her;
Notice my uncle isn't paying attention and I'm so into it I'm standing up
9. This is my lucky number. Do you wanna know why? Probably not but I'll tell you anyways! In elementary school when I played rec. soccer, I was #9 and it was my first time I scored a goal so I assumed it wasn't my soccer skills but the fact I was wearing a number nine jersey.

10. I will never wear a dress to school unless I'm required too but I do enjoy dressing up every so often.

11. Last summer I was one of those dorks marching down Main Street with a feather on top of my head while making music.

12. Doggies!!!! I love them more than life.

12. I can only go cross-eyed in one eye... it's sorta creepy

Creepy right?
13. I'm always afraid I'll walk into the wrong bathroom. HOW EMBARRASSING WOULD THAT BE IF YOU WALKED INTO THE WRONG BATHROOM AND SOMEONE'S LIKE "uhhhhhh...." Well more embarrassing than any video I could ever create.

14. I can't do a cartwheel.

15. Eyeliner will be the death of me. Just ask Ingrid.

16. I live to complete puzzles. It's the only reason I exist.

17. In elementary school I used to tell kids I loved homework zso they'd think I was the smartest kid in the class and you know what? It worked.

18. Juan jokes are the source of my happiness.

19. When I was forced to do Cotillion along with Molly (WHO ACTUALLY WEARS DRESSES OFTEN NOW!!!) I wouldn't ever admitt it but I looked forward to those Wednesday nights.

20. I once made a clay sculpture that was a cross between a dog and a hippo that was painted with the imagination of a 8 year-old so basically it's the greatest thing ever.

21. The stars in the night sky truly amaze me. It just leaves me in awe... It's the unknown. On one hand, it terrifies me but on the other had it leaves me wondering, always asking questions.

22. S'mores dip is where it's at. (But real S'mores are always better.)

23. I had to do Kindergarten twice since I failed the first time because I couldn't sing my ABC's and count to 100. (We'll just go with that version of the story.)

24. I get bloody noses. A lot.

25. I've never once seen a super hero movie before. I know it's actually quite depressing.

26. I've lived on the same driveway my whole life.

27. Until I'm comfortable in a situation, I won't speak unless spoken too.

28. But then after ^ I'm probably the loudest and strangest person you'll ever encounter.

29. Hand-me-downs are my favorite way to get clothes.

30. I've recently been obsessed with making videos.
Don't fall asleep in a hammock when there
are Fisher's around; my camping socks are
better than yours.

31. I think I'm allergic to juice. Long story.

32. I'm short and I'm proud.

33. Camping is the greatest way to live life. Until you run out of water, toilet power and then the battery dies but until that point, it's the greatest experience you could ever have.

34. Tubing (like on a lake) is not my thing. No. No. No. It never really was and now it never will be ever since I chipped my tooth tubing on Jordanelle. Let's not forget to bring up the point that the next day was the first day of school...

35. Mountain biking up a steep single track trail is just another form of torture. I enjoy biking, just not to the point where I think I'm going to pass out and die.

36. I couldn't survive without popcorn, string cheese and juice.

37. I have a HORRIBLE diet. My parents call me a pastaterian.

38. I enjoy those weeks in my life where I put my phone in a box and don't get it back until the end of the week.

39. I thought I was the bomb diggity in 5th grade when I had my own email address.

40. Maybe one day I'll get my permit.

41. Apple pancakes are better than M&M pancakes.

42. I've been told that if you listen to my comments I say to myself but sometimes they're a little too loud, that I'm actually a hilarious person! Who knew?!?! Not Morgan.

43. Even though my last name's Fisher, I think Fishing is as boring as watching water begin to boil.

44. Each stuffed animal that I still have, I can remember where it came from or some story to go along with it.

45. If you give me a nickname I'll eventually respond to it.

46. Anything with eyes I flip out. Like if you pull your eyelid up or down I will squirm and scream until the whole room knows I'm having a panic attack. Then I have my friends like Madison and Lane that try to gross me out when ever they have the chance and enjoy petting each others eyelashes. YUCK!

47. People actually call me Morgitos, it's not just my Instagram username.

48. I've made a lot of embarrassing videos on IMovie, just ask Molly. But don't ask to see it because if she shows you then I get to show all of you a picture of her with a dress on and her hair curled! I know it's a very rare sighting.
My blurry picture of the chicken that had
a large heart.

49. I'm obsessed with taking pictures. Like if there was enough memory on an SD card, I'd take a picture of literally everything. I think it'd be so cool if one day I do a flip-book-sort-of-thing-I-don't-know-what-to-call-it of each thing you do for 24 hours. So then you could document the laughter on your friends face as you tell them your new favorite joke, capture that look your classmate makes when you tell them there's a test, when really there is no test. But I get made fun of by how much I take pictures, especially by Madison. Let's just say if you got a chicken nugget that looked like a heart, wouldn't you take a picture of it?!?! Well I did. What if the sky just made your jaw drop, wouldn't you take a picture of it?!?! I know I would, even if it won't turn out that well.

50. I'm obsessed with One Direction. Enough said.

51. I enjoy writing and reading poetry.

52. I can't eat Nutella plain. Yuck!

53. I question everything I do. Like Why do I walk down this side of the hallway instead of the other side? Why do I use this piece of lined paper instead of that one? How come I have Oat Squares for breakfast instead of Cheerios?

54. Moose Tracks ice cream, is the best kind of ice cream.

55. I have NO IDEA where I want to go to college or anything like that.

56. I once got second in a s'mores contest but only because the kid who got first his was ridiculously packed with chocolate and his brother was one of the judges. But I on the other hand lost by one point and not to mention mine was just your average joe S'more.

57. Watching people do magic tricks just leaves me in awe. Like HOW DO YOU FREAKIN' DO THAT!?!?! (FYI boys that's a real chick magnet.)

58. I'm still baffled by how zippers work. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!

59. I wish I was better at painting. But I'm working on it.

Just look at this amazing progression!!! I sure know how
to model... but this is on my favorite lake, Conway Lake
60. I don't like bacon.

61. My favorite color is blue.

62. Conway Lake is the greatest place ever.

63. For awhile I was obsessed with wanting a Hippie van but really if I get a car, I'll take any car.

64. My room is painted green and blue. My dad and I painted it ourselves two summers ago in 22 hours.

65. I have my own designated popcorn bowl and if you use it, there's no promises of what'll come next of our friendship.

66. If you can make me laugh, welcome to the club.

67. Apples. They're delicious, but now I can't eat them with these stupid braces!!!! So I slice them in a very strange way, I don't know how to explain it but at first people laugh but then they realize they taste wayyyy better The Morgan Way.

68. I've entered my photos into the country fair once in 2012 and got three 1st place and one 2nd place. I really want to enter photos again but I'm never here then. :(

69. Tacos is where it's at.

70. You know when you were little and your mom would go to the mailbox and you would keep pestering her with, "Is there anything for me? Is that for me? No? Well, can I at least open it!?" Well I'm still obsessed with the fact of receiving a letter.

71. They're coming out with a second Purge and I cannot contain my excitement.

My face's cuteness makes up for the fact of
that hair that looks like I cut it myself.
72. I sleep with like five pillows not including Felipe and my body pillow.

73. Math is my favorite class and I enjoy solving equations. (I know big shocker, the whole world may as well just collapse.)

74. In preschool, on half of my head, my hair just fell out.

75. I went to a Boston's Red Sox game a few summers ago and we found this secret store. Secret store? Exactly. They don't advertise at all and it's in some sketchy alley way. You walk in and it's appears to be some crappy store and in the back they have a Snapple vending machine but really it's a door that leads to this really nice shoe & clothing store. Of course I didn't buy anything and I wasn't allowed to take any pictures either... And I don't even know if I'm supposed to have said that much on the internet but then again I didn't say what street it was on or the name of the store.

76. I'm obsessed with cameras.

77. I really can't think of more facts...

78. My knees are my tickle weakness. (So now the whole world knows my weak spot.)

79. I have this straw hat that I wear 24/7 during the summer and my cousin and I are twinzies.

My brother's too much of a model wearing this hat... so you
see him wearing it instead of me.
80. My family has been made into many different movies/TV shows. My mom's side of the family was made into We're The Millers and my dad's side, Growing Up Fisher and in elementary school I was an extra for the movie Snowmen. Be jealous. Okay JK they weren't made after us but coincidence? I think not. But really I was an extra for the movie and it's on Netflix, so go watch it!

81. I have many Junior Ranger badges to the National Parks and the last one I earned was on 10/18/13. Yes I do realize that was just a few months ago.

82. I have a fear of diving. Like diving off a raft into a lake. I don't know why, it just creeps me out diving head first into the unknown.

83. I have a better understanding of how large the number 100 is now.

84. Without my friends I would have disappeared of the face of this planet seven years ago.

89. I. NEED. A. UKELE. I don't think you understand how desperately I need one!!!!! Because when I'm all sad I could just play myself happy music and then suddenly BAM rainbows appear and unicorns are frolicking in the pasture near by. Also when I travel to Michigan I can play happy music while walking through the airport and eventually tons of people will be following me skipping and dancing and none of them would have a care in the world, until they realized they missed their flight.

90. Cats are possibly my greatest fear.

91. Unlike most teenagers I actually enjoy country music.

92. Cribbage is one of the greatest games ever, along with Spit. If you know what I am talking about, you know where it's at.

93. Candy Crush is greater than any other app.

94. I used to hate scary movies but now I'm obsessed.

They had a sold out game
95. I love watching hockey. Especially my little bro.

96. I throw for the Park City Track & Field team, and I suck at it but I'm getting better 'cause hey, I am only a Freshman and it's my first time doing this.

97. If you've ever heard me sing, I apologize and if you ever here me sing, I apologize in advanced.

98. I didn't go to Disney Land or World until 7th grade Spring Break. I know, lame.

99. In my life time I think I've broken like 4 trampolines.

100. Water skiing makes me feel like Jesus. Walking on water.

101. You thought the list would end with that last one, well guess what?!?! I TRICKED YOU!!!

102. If I could live at Camp Daggett for the rest of my life, I would.

103. I have five different alarms that go off in the morning to make sure I don't fall back asleep. But once I'm up, I'm not falling back asleep.

104. I think it's scary that in four years, the people I see everyday, I most likely won't ever see them again.

105. Whenever I'm in a situation where there's two Morgan's (which happens more often than not,) I get called Fish.

106. Horseback riding seems like so much fun!!! Like majestically going on a trail AND I COULD BRING MY UKELE AND JUST PLAY MUSIC!! But the last time I went horseback riding, the horse didn't want to go so he turned back around to the barn.

107. When I was younger I used to always cheat in hide-n-go-seek by peeking or switching from spot to spot. And occasionally I was such a rebel I would hide in areas that were out of bounds.

108. In third grade I thought I could talk to Leprechauns... I know you're Jelly.

♡ Felipe 
109. My frog Felipe is my best friend and he's the only one that understands me and will listen to my random stories about certain people that need to go Bye-Bye and on top of it all, he's the greatest cuddle buddy ever.

110. Tagalongs are the best Girl Scout Cookies and Thin Mints are a close second.

111. My dog Zac (that I give many many MANY nicknames) is named after Zac in the Zac Brown Band.

112. I try to make the best of thing even if it means laughing when I want to cry.

113. My dream job ever since elementary school is to work for National Geographic but we all know that isn't all that realistic. So I really, really, really, REALLY want to go on one of their student expeditions and I've been saving up for it for quite awhile now.

114. I currently play saxophone and clarinet. And hopefully Ukulele in the near future.

500. You can always find me in some sort of costume.
I almost wore this to the grocery store, how awkward am I?

115. My day doesn't begin until I have breakfast.

116. At the end of the summer people say I'm so tan they mistaken me for a black person.

117. Vacuuming is my least favorite chore of all time! I'd rather clean the toilets with my own hands.

118. I've sang karaoke twice in my life and it's most embarrassing thing ever. I don't know what I was thinking!

119. I'm not a vegetarian but I just don't like the idea of eating meet. I just picture than animal frolicking through a field with all their friends then suddenly BOOM it's on my plate.

120. Yes I am one of the coolest kids you will ever meet, also known as a band kid. I know you regret your decision of not joining in 6th grade. #Bandkidsarethecoolkids

121. Campfires, are just perfect. The smell. How they mesmerize you until the smoke BURNS your eyes. They're just... relaxing? I don't know describe it but they are relaxing.

122. I still don't know how to count to 100. But don't tell my Kindergarten teacher or else I might have to do Kindergarten a third time.

123. It's as easy as do re me, ABC baby you and me gurllllll.

124. I think that this lists deserves an A+ but really, this took forever!

P.S. Ferris Wheels are great until they're the sketchy carnival ones.